[linux-audio-user] Cheap Ass Gear

From: Carlo Capocasa <capocasa@email-addr-hidden>
Date: Tue Feb 28 2006 - 19:41:29 EET

After throughly discussing the matter with myself in one of the recent
threads, I have decided to buy one of these babies.

http://www.musicgate.ch/oxid.php/sid/
80a0861528715ba10d991d222b7cea8e/cl/
details/cnid/6de41fdfcc49e8d26.98526461/
anid/a64439d2dcebda552.04446416/Samson-C01U/

(For an explicit photograph of it it is necessary to piece together the
URL, but this is probably not the greatest length you have gone to to
find pleasing imagery online)

I've been screaming all around how there is no linear scale of quality
and how everything is subjective while secretly drooling over Paul
Davis' latest phidelity discoveries.

That's pretty hypocritical to say the least.

It so happens that I'm living on a series of loans the Swiss government
is issuing to me on grounds I don't get into trouble (it has been a big
sacrifice) which aren't exactly designed to match up with the latest and
greatest in the QBDD* tested section of Pro Audio hardware designed to
be pleasing to people who bias themselves by reading the specs before
listening in order to give quality statements that are generally
accepted as non-biased.

Whew :)

And since I have to decided to change this situation purely over sine
waves and my own sexuality (recorded in the waves) it makes sense to run
low overhead for a while. I've seen these two chicks recently, one of
them fat, causing quite a stir in me playing UKULELEs. One of them
smiles heftily enough to move a jackhammer through freshly pressed and
carefully crafted brick pavement (or whatever), and I like that.

http://www.thehazzards.com

I actually bought a CD from them, which I will never listen to, they
sound awful, but for some reason I wanted to give them money and there's
a pair of red luscious lips on the cover.

Wish me luck with my el-cheapo USB mike! I'll be posting irrevent music
soon. Nobody will be speared. Uh, spared. I think. That's Carlo
Capocasa, reporting live from my uncleanly apartment in St. Gallen,
Switzerland.

Carlo

*Quadruple Blind, Deaf and Dumb
Received on Tue Feb 28 20:15:16 2006

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