My favorite (forgive me if this has already been posted, I just caught
this thread when someone changed the subject).
Q. What's the difference between a big band and a moose?
A. On a moose, the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the
back.
On Sat, 2008-01-05 at 12:37 +0100, Matthias Schönborn wrote:
> Okay, I've got one, too:
>
> A drummer plans to study music and so he's at the university to do a test. The
> instructor starts playing C and E, and asks what this is. The drummer just
> replies, "play it again, please." So the instructor plays again C and E. The
> second time the drummer, having no idea, replies "I think I've got it, but
> play it again please, just to be sure." Again, C and E. Suddenly, the drummer
> realizes: "It's a piano!"
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